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Interesting Facts
I found all
this very interesting facts one day when i was sooooo effing bored.
- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days
you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. [hardly seems worth it]
- If you fart consistently
for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. Jealously
is a real curse....[In my next life, I want to be a pig.]
- A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to
death.
- Banging your head against a wall uses 15 calories
an hour. [Do not try at home .... Maybe at school.]
- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its
body. the female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
- Some lions mate over 50 time a day. [What is
with all the animals and their sex life? Are they cheering or what??]
- Butterflies taste with their feet.
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
- Right handed people live on average 9 years
longer than left handed people
- Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump.
- A cat's urine glows under a black light.
- An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
[I know some people like that]
- Starfish have no brains. [I know some men like
that too.]
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.
- This is truly a heart-warming story about the
bond formed between a little
girl and some builders. This makes you want to believe in the goodness of
people and
that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day some builders
turned up to start building a house there. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity
going on
next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and
eventually the builders, all of them
rough diamond types, more or less
adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit
with
them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs
to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first
week they even presented her with a pay packet containing $15.
The little girl took this home
to her mother who said all the appropriate
words of admiration and suggested that they take the money she had received
to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the clerk was equally impressed with the story
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own wage packet at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied,
"I worked all last week with a crew building a house." "My goodness gracious," said the clerk, "and will you be working on
the house again this week, too?"
The little girl replied, "Well I will if those useless c*nts at B&Q ever
bring
us the f*cking plasterboard".
Moral of the story - NEVER HANG AROUND BUILDERS..they like to use
their car horns alot too!
What's the G-O with Christina?
I’ll start off with being completely honest with you; I just watched the E! True Hollywood Story of Christina
Aguilera and now after watching it, I am left with a WHOLE lot of questions concerning
the gal! Continuing my honesty, I’ve always loved Christina. She is absolutely amazing and I’ve always been a
major supporter of her and didn’t do the whole “oh my gosh Christina Aguilera is such a slut
now!” after her release of Dirrty. In fact, I remember asking my dancing teacher if I could do my jazz solo to
that song – there wasn’t an approval.
If everyone casts their minds
back to the beginning with Christina
Aguilera was a little Genie in a Bottle, sweet and innocent, and riving with
pop tartlet Britney Spears. Look how the image of Pop has changed.
Here is the before and after shots of Christina Aguilera after making just two solo albums.
As you can see it is a solid transformation and everyone had an opinion about the sudden ‘maturity’ in
Aguilera’s looks.
I understand why she did it though. If she had said the sweet little pop starlet
she would be forever known as the Virginal Princess who would be forever idolized by ten-year-old girls. By ‘maturing’
she has broaden her audience once more and opened her self up into the larger world of FAME and the even larger industry of
the INFAMOUS CELEBRITIES!
It just goes to show that sex does sell. In all honesty, out of those two photos
(above) which Christina would you prefer to bone? Lol. The
MTV Music Award stunt was quiet another extreme though. Below is a photo of Christina kissing the Pop Granny Madonna!
Everyone in the world saw this publicity stunt a Madonna kissed both Christina and
Britney Spears in the space of twenty seconds. And the media had a field day on the stunt. I thought personally it was OBSURD!
How many little kids would have been watching the show to see their favourite Celebes stand up on stage and pash????!!! I
hate to tell you; no one. Even the sick perverts who get off on the whole lesbian thing would probably prefer to watch a cheap
porn then wait like over an hour for a 10 second lesbian performance.
The whole lesbian things is a bit sus to me. The supposed Russian Lesbians t.A.T.u.
released their song ‘All The Things She Said’ with a very raunchy lesbian video clip to match. Although
the girls did try to pass themselves off as lesbians, the media caught them out too many times with their boyfriends which
leaves us going huh?
SEX SELLS – IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING
The Stripped/Justified Tour commenced last year in October, and the world
saw Mr Justin Timberlake and Christina tour the world promoting their new albums releases. The two Pop Icons were both former
Mickey Mouse Club members and remain close friends after the show however – the are adamant in saying that they
have never dated and have no intention of dating at all! Pfft, please. If I were Christina I would jump Justin
in an instant – just to get back at Britney of course. And Justin, I’m sure he’d jump Christina for the
same reason! As if you wouldn’t! And even if they aren’t dating I bet my bottom dollar they’ve fucked!
The most intriguing part of Christina’s career was the sudden weight gain…
You would think that if a celebrity looked in the mirror and knew they had put on the pounds they’d go “I’m
no going to wear this tight pink dress and parade it in front of the media so they can call me fat.” But Christina obviously
didn’t… which is fine! However, everyone knows that the industry’s main focus is on physical attributes
and suddenly caking up is going to set off yet another field day for the paparazzi.
Christina Aguilera; Singer, Songwriter, Pop Icon, Skank, Justin-Fucker…
there she is in a nut shell – STRIPPED.
Oh i recommend u grab a copy of Stripped
The
Dating Game
Don’t kill me for saying this, but I found myself today watching an episode of “Saved by the Bell” on
Nickelodeon and it came to my attention that America and Australia
aren’t so alike.
Besides the spelling differences and our accents, I always pictured the Yanks and we Aussies were pretty much
like twins until this morning. This episode was about Zac and his new girlfriend… what’s-her-face… deciding
to take the big step, and “go steady.” Hahaha.
For those of you who aren’t following me. In America,
the kids normally go out on a series of dates first and then decide to become a couple where as, down-under, we do the whole
“Will you go out with me?” bit first (The Australian version of going steady) and then go out on all the dates
etc. Well, this is what usually happens.
Why is this? Somehow, during settlement, someone, somewhere, got his whole dating thing so wrong!
As much as I hate to admit it, the Yankies are doing it right. You see, if you become a couple before
you know the person the whole big ‘messy’ break up comes into play and you gotta think of a good excuse to bail
out on this guy right? And it’s always, “It’s not you, its me.” And ladies, trust me, the guys have
had enough “It’s not you, its me.” Why? Because guys invented “It’s not you, its me.”
They know the drill. They’ve done it. Over and over and over again too.
So, the whole concept of ‘dating’ first is actually very smart. However, you can you determine if
it’s a good date or a bad date?
Well, when dinner, movie, munchies, and your ice-cream is paid for – who’s complaining exactly?
Of course the guy, who’s now eating and entertaining for two.
I understand that to us teenagers, the whole concept of ‘going on a date’ is very daunting. Just
last month, Nikhil and I went on one of our first proper dates to GPK and went to a movie to see Harry Potter 3. Oh my gosh,
he admitted he was nervous but I wouldn’t, even though I was. Going to a restaurant without your parents for the first
time is like a toddler peeing without a diaper, the kid knows how to pee… just not alone.
So here we are, we’d finished dinner and ordered everything okay and then it came time to pay… do
you think we had ANY clue what we had to do!
We’re we supposed to ask for a bill and pay the waitress, was there a cash register somewhere? We panicked
and I mean panicked so much I rang my mum to ask her what to do so we didn’t look like idiots.
Mum told me we were to pay at the bar… but we’re minors. We can’t approach a bar unless we’re
over 18! Lol.
Anyway, back on subject. Should we adapt this new style of the ‘dating game’ or are we all content
the way we’re going? It’s a good question, one which you should probably answer.
Maybe someday, when we’re older we’ll just convert to those dates where some random people just
approach you at a bar with their business card asking you to “have dinner sometime?” without even knowing your
name.
Or maybe it wont……………….
Just thought I’d tell you all what’s going on in the other hemisphere.
Ciao, happy dating!
Kate xoxox
Schoolies
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Hey,
Well my holidays so far have been pretty boring so i spent most
of my time searching the web for interesting stuff to post here. This is when i came across www.schoolies.com.au and it occured to me that this holiday is actually only around two
years away.
My foolish sister decided not to go on schoolies on account of
her twenty-year-old boyfriend, Adam, but me, im not going to make the same mistake as her.
What is schoolies?
So you've heard of "Schoolies™ Week", but you're
not really sure what its all about.
Schoolies Week is actually a month-long graduation festival celebrated by Year 12
school leavers from all around Australia. It takes place after the Year 12 Leaving Certificate between mid-November and mid-December.
The
event is predominantly held on Queensland's Gold Coast, however alternative destinations include Byron Bay, Noosa and the
Sunshine Coast.
Every year thousands of Year 12 students from around Australia (as well as a few from New Zealand and other
countries) make plans for a holiday to celebrate their end of school years and the completion of their Leaving Certificate.
Fun Fact: Research into the 1999 event
identified Schoolies as the Gold Coast's highest money earner, bringing in over $59 million into the economy, $4 million more
than the highly successful Indy Carnival.
Hmm, considering how busy the Gold Coast is going to be, ive decided
i wanna go either down the coast somewhere to a lil cabin with a few close mates or get on a cruise and go sailing for a week!
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Hey guys!!!!
I was just thinking about
how incredibily boring these holidays are going to be! Lets think seirously, its not exactly the weather for the beach, and
we're so over the towers and what are we going to do without Wonderland? Hahaha, nothing! Besides doing the corny 70's dates
like going bowling, playing putt putt or going on a picnic it seems that the only convient spot for young kids to 'hang out'
is Castle Towers located in Asshole Hill. Don't get me wrong, Castle Towers is one of the most beautifully presented
shopping centres in the whole of Sydney! But considering i've been shopping there since i was born, it does get old. Even
with the new renovations!
So, i am just protesting
to the closer of Wonderland Sydney. I loved that place. But we all knew there was dramas occuring when they closed Hannabarrbara
land claiming that a customer survey indictated that visitors to the park thought Wonderland was too "spread out". Lazy gits.
Hannabarrbara land was awesome, and it was the land for the little kids. You know they had all those dino rides and shit.
Of course little two year olds couldnt fill out a fucking survey and say "No don't close this land." If anything should be
closed it should be goldrush. With the acception of the Snowy River Rampange on a hot day, that whole area is shit house.
The only reason i ever went to Goldrush was if i was hungry, needed to pee or wanted to go to 'The Beach'.
Those water slides were
awesome, however in the whole fifften years of my life i never ever ever brought up the courage to on on the freefall. I always
told myself i'd do it when i was older. Hah! No chance anymore girlie!
Unless the government or
Walt Disney decides to open up a Disneyland in Sydney i think we are all going to be at a loss because of the closure of Wonderland
Sydney. Now we are going to have to trek into the city to go to Luna Park which is crap anyway to go to an amusement park!
However, excluding Disney's
theme parks, i don't think that anywhere in the world can beat the Gold Coast's amusement parks. However, i might add, Dreamworld
better pick up its act because Movie World is taking over the show. Dreamworld has its head so far up Big Brother's arse that
it doesn't see that its main threatening competition is catching up. I mean, Seaworld was never a real threat and Wet n Wild
is just a little water park. Pfft.
Omg, thats the other thing.
The Wonderland Dancing Eistedford's that use to take place there in November... well well well. Where the hell are they going
to be now? Pfft, stupid stupid tourists....drive our dance grounds outta business.
Anyway, that was just a
thought.... i hope that we get another DECENT amusment park open in Sydney... before im too old to enjoy them!
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