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My Favourite Quotes

"How Can You Trust Someone when they think your crazy?"
                                                         - Gothika
 
"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?", and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."....................Stephen King.

"You are one sad, strange individual..."
                            -Jerry Seinfield

"...its trying way to hard to be hip, which means, its five minutes away from being five minutes ago!"
                                 - Piper Halliwell, Charmed
 
"What's done is done, it can not be changed. Live not for the past but for what lies ahead."
                                - Nerida Southwood
 
"Death is more universal than life. Everyone dies but not everybody lives."
                                - A. Sachs
 
"In life, you have to let go of who you are, if you intend to become who you will be."
                              - Carrey Bradshaw, Sex & The City
 
"If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything."
                             - Unknown
 
"All the world is a stage. Life is just a show. We're just all terribly unrehearsed."
                             - Karl Turner
 
"Attempt the impossible to improve the achievable."
                             - Unknown
 
"In life, you have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance."
                             - Darla Owens
 
"Kids cause accidents in backseats. Accidents in backseats cause kids."
                             - Monique
 
"...undo what was, to change what is."
                            - Cole Turner, Charmed
 
"What defines us all is how we rise after we fall."
                           - Evan, Secret Life of Us
 
"Sometimes life is just hard, for no reason at all."
                            - Carol Boone, Remember the Titans
 
"Not all who wander are lost."
                            - J.R.R Tolkien
 
"Today is the tomorrow that we worried about yesterday."
                          - Sisterhood of the travelling pants.
 
"Wish for what you want and work for what you need."
                          - Mummy.
 

   Memorable Moments!

POD Tom 2 Drunken Jomly-
 
Tom: Hey Jomly, can your dick touch you ass?
 
Jomly: Um.. yea?
 
Tom: Good, go fuck yourself!

Stupid Kiwi:
 
"You get my Mum outta this, and ill keep this (grabs crouch) out of your mum!"

Drunken Jomly Duck
 
"I am A Babe Magnet!.... Can i touch your arse?"

Husquvarna Advertisement - Adam....lol
 
              "Some of our costumers are having trouble pronouncing the name Husquvarna so we're going to help you out.
              Its 'husk' than 'Var' like Varnish, without the 'ish'. And then 'Na', like "Na, i don't want any other stinkin chainsaw or mower or trimmer. I just want Husquvarna."

Conversation Brendan and I - looking at photographs
 
Kate: I LOVE this picture of us (dance troupe)
 
Brendan: I don't i hate it.
 
Kate: What's wrong with this picture?
 
Brendan: Im not in it!

Mrs Schilling - Stuart Ball
 
         "If you like it, highlight it. If you don't, just leave it alone!"

Conversation - Chelsea, Tristan and I
 
Kate: I get it, im selfish and self obsessed and all i care about is how things effect me! Is this what you want me to say?
 
Tristan: Are you writing this down?
 
Chelsea: Yep, i got it!
 
High School - Ben
 
Why go to high school when you can go to school high?

You don't have to tell me im funny, i already know.

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