My Favourite Blonde Jokes
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q2: How can
you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's writing on the white-out.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.
No.
Q:
What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"
YOU might be a Redneck IF:
- You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
· Your home has more miles on it than your car.
· .There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.
· There are more than five McDonald's bags currently
on the floorboard of your car.
· Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette.
· You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality
entertainment.
· Your car has never had a full tank of gas.
· Any of your kids were conceived in a car wash.
· Your momma doesn't remove the Marlboro from her
lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass
· You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and
wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
· Your family tree does not fork.
